Thursday, April 24, 2008

ying and yang

Usually, when two hearts meet they come with their own baggage, their own agenda, their own morality and thoughts. They may merge and become one or may be not. What decides their amalgamation and what tells them to walk apart and never venture into each other's path. She says it is because they are destined to go different paths, he thinks it is because she never wanted to take a risk. she says not that she never wanted to take risk but because she had different plans and she viewed each person differently, he said it was never like this, he should have been given a chance, she thinks that guys say things only because they have to, he thinks if one doesn't take a step then journey would never begin, she says she wanted freedom, he wanted commitment, she thinks he never came and talked when she needed him the most, he says that he wanted to talk and she would cut short all her conversations with a hmm... or haan, one day they would be laughing endlessly over trifle things, the next day they would feel uneasy over slight provocations, he asked her out and she was happy with the worst veg momos they ever tasted, the next day she was irked by the extra butter he had put in her pao bhaji, she says she waited whole day for a compliment and you came with one over the sms only at 12 in the night, he thinks that he was thinking of her only at that point of time ...who are they ?

They are one of us and in the above scenario if you try replacing the "he" with the "she", the story still remains the same, sometimes it is said that opposites attract sometimes the like minded get together .. it is indeed a weird world :) and the worst part is when nat geo or discovery try to explain the human sexual relations with the help of genes and ages of human evolution when females get attracted to the broad chest and perfect height, males to the perfect bosoms and shapely rears. Every scientist would know that whatever theory he comes out with is going to get refuted in one instance or the other and he would excuse himself by saying that exceptions are always there. I think exception is what life is, to each his own, kind of :)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

can't stop my feet

Welcome to the new entrant in list of chippad songs :D

White white face dheke dilwa beating fast sasura
Jaan se maare reeee eehhheeee

Aarre
White white face dheke dilwa beating fast sasura
Jaan se maare re
Ohhhooo
White white face dheke

Aahh…
White white face dheke dilwa beating fast sasura
Jaan se maare re
Oh very… oh very…
Oh very happy in my heart
Dil dance maare re
Very happy in my heart, dil dance maare re
Dil dance maare dance maare
Dil yeh dance maare
Oh very happy in my heart
Dil dance maare re

Oiye can't stop my feet
can't stop my feet, julmwa kare hai zalim beat

Hai can't stop my feet
Julamwa kare hai zalim beat
Kadakti heat mein ban ja dheet
Nainan se nain mila re
Baath dil kin a chupa re
Oh aaja mujhko tu baata re
Oh very happy… happy… happy
Oh very happy in my heart
Dil dance maare re
Very happy in my heart, dil dance maare re
Dil dance maare dance maare
Dil yeh dance maare
Oye happy in my heart
Dil dance maare re

Hoo rose ki jaisan pink pink, humre gaal gulabi
Sky ke jaisan blue blue hi tohara nain sharabi
Bhola chehra jaise moon,
Kali zulfe jaise cloud
Ab na aur chupya jaye, dhadkan ho gayi very loud
(Dhadkan ho gayi very loud) — 2

Hoiiii… tohare dil ka theatre ma aaa….
Tohare dil ka theatre ma
Dil deewana booking advance maare re
Aaaa..
Humre dil ka theatre ma
Dil deewana booking advance maare re
Oh very … oh very…oh very
Oh very happy in my heart
Dil dance maare re
Very happy in my heart, dil dance maare re
Dil dance maare dance maare
Dil yeh dance maare
Oh very happy in my heart
Dil dance maare re

White white face dheke dilwa beating fast sasura
Jaan se maare re
Aahh…
White white face dheke dil wa beating fast sasura
Jaan se maare re
Oh very… oh very…
Oh very happy in my heart
Dil dance maare re
Very happy in my heart, dil dance maare re
Dil dance maare dance maare
Dil yeh dance maare
Oh very happy in my heart
Dil dance maare re….

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Opinion Poll

  • VT or CP
  • wada pao or chole bhature
  • time bound BEST or erratic DTC
  • infinitely populated Local or air conditioned Metro
  • in an auto stuck in bail baajar or in shahadra
  • JJ flyover or Nizamuddin Bridge
  • Bade Mian ki paneer bhurji or Chandni Chowk ke paranthe
  • incessant rains in july or chilly winters in december
  • bina soche auto main meter down yaa punjabi praaji se mol bhaav
  • Gateway per pani poorie or India Gate per gol gappe
  • chilled beer at Bandra or Friends colony
  • Hiranandani or Greater Kailash
  • hutatma chowk or iffco chowk
  • linking road or ansal plaza
  • borivali to churchgate or DU to indraprashth
  • dadar or rajiv chowk
  • weekend at friend's place in Sector 62, NOIDA or Vijaynagri, Thane
  • Outing at Lonavala, Harihareshwar, Matheran or Shimla, Nainital

PS : Do take your pick as a comment to this post and you sure can add some comparisons of your own but you must know both saadi dilli and aamchi mumbai to be able to do that :)